Meanwhile, Lois would come on the air every morning and in that segmant before they start with the hard news she would coyly imply that she had a date with Superman last night. Intensely romantic. The audience would be fascinated and she would play it up.
“Ms. Lane…you look like the cat who got the cream…is there something you’d like to share with the group?”
"Well, you know, Clark….I don’t like to kiss and tell but certain men really know how to show a woman a good time. So what did YOU do last night?”
"Ahem. Some of us have to be responsible, Lois." ::adjusts glasses:
And Clark would act totally awkward and annoyed and pretend that he sat at home fuming while she was out fucking Superman and the audience and the online commenters would fight over who Lois was really into: Her nerdy, hot co-host or the Man of Steel. Who does she like? Who really has her heart?
Meanwhile, Lois totally knows that Clark is Superman and he knows that she knows and they are totally fucking and playing everyone with this ridiculous charade and laughing at the online commenters while they bang and compose love sonnets together after hours.
He probably calls her “Ms. Lane" in bed because….of course. And she likes it. Because…of course.